Insufficient Funds…

Well, well…it seems that the triple top secret weapon for re-electing Barry Soetaro is NOTHING as mundane as jobs; reduced Government waste and spending; or even Baracketology each spring. Nope. Its our beloved FLOTUS, Fashion Icon(tm), Reknowned Pediatric Nutritionista and all around Licenseless Legal Eagle, Michelle Antoinette Obama…

The crazy kids in the West Wing of the White Hut (who must be mainlining their Hopey Blue Kool Aid via IVAC drips) are convinced that MAO will drag Duh Won across the finish line, won more time.

Real Clear Politics, in a fawning peice

  • http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2011/06/07/in_re-election_battle_obama_banks_on_first_ladys_appeal_110113.html
  • claims how beloved the Divine Mrs. O. really is.

    I guess this banking decision/Obamamonics theory is as sound as any other they tried. Like redistributing wealth, proclaiming American devotion to a woman who has only, in the last few years been ‘proud of her Country for the first time’ (after moving into sweet government housing and exclusive use of gov’t transportation) works for them. After all…they have bought her vote(s) (all 14 Social Security numbers) and her parttime allegiance (‘whadda ya mean its not there, Biden don’t need to use AFToo this week…there is a belt sale at Rue 21’).

    Who cannot wait for Mrs. Soetaro to show up in their town to tell them how vote; how to eat; and how to raise their children (hint…get staff). I get all tingly (oh wait…is that a symptom of eColi from the organic arugala?) just thinking about it. Mebbe she will squeeze YOUR town in between her upcoming African vacay and her next leg waxing.

    Bank on it.

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    Rolling On to 2012…

    You betcha!

    First they came for her trash. A SWAT team of ‘journalists’ from the Lamestream media were dispatched, in August 2008 (I sure hope the Palin’s didn’t use odor guard bags) to Wasila, Alaska to ‘get the dirt’ (or used tissues and coffee grounds) of the Alaskan Governor. Whilst the ‘smartest, brightest, most impossibly geniuslike, did I mention smartest? man on the planet was cruising all 57 states proclaiming, Messiahlike ‘Hope and Change…’ unchallenged, unvetted, without a valid US Passport; college transcripts; or any apararent paper trail from birth on, we learned that someone in the Palin household likes Honey Nut Cheerios.

    When that didn’t work…well, one brave mediaite, Joe McGinnis, rented the house next door. He was going to really and trully get the sleeze on ‘that upidity Palin woman.’ That move, while dirt free (though it has never been reported if McGinnis got his security deposit on the property back…the irony…instead of ‘finding dirt’ well ‘leaving dirt’) did spur the Wasilla economy–Todd and friends built a ten foot wolmanized fence to block the ‘journalist’s view’ into the childrens’ bedrooms.

    After various meltdowns in the media of everything from precious little Trig’s MATERNITY!, to Bristol Palin on Dancing With Stars; to Track’s quiet wedding; with Willow’s speeding ticket thrown in for recent good measure…with all events Palin being scrutinized; blogged about; researched; analyzed at DNA level; it now has come to….

    The paint job on the privately owned and licensed (to and by Todd and Sarah Palin) Tour Bus. Yes…when all else fails…go all MAACO or Earl Scheib on the former McCain running mate. MSNBC’s Martin Bashir (yeah, I don’t know who he is either) claims that the ‘image of the American flag’ on the Palin Tour Bus violates “Federal Law” because it shows an image of the American Flag (liberals hate the Flag til they need to love the Flag) along with some words from that pesky Constitution thingy… Yes…when they can’t argue with your policy; and they can’t defend their Messiah’s…well, they come for your vehicle’s paint job.

    Keep on rolling Governor Palin…right to YOUR Inauguration…in your own Bus.

    Edit from Mary…

    Found this cool site, with FREE (for personal use NOT for sale items) page with Palin Downloads:

    http://essexandorange1773.com/download.html

    My favorite…’Sarah of AK…’ (Think Joan of Arc…but its the bad guys going down in flames this time). You Betcha!

    The SIGN(atory) of the Times…

    Don't you just KNOW that if Barry had an 'I' in his first or last names that there would be a poofy basketball dotting it?

    Its 2008?!?

    Who knew? Or wishful thinking back to the days of Hope and Change; iconic columns; cheering crowds; and a Democratic controlled House and Senate?

    Yesterday…while signing the Guest Book at London’s Westminster Abbey…our Dear Leader had another ‘Gaffetastic’ moment…that only the bravest of late night comics will dare mention. That is if any ‘break rank’ and poke any fun at his Earness (I am fearless!) at all.

    Obviously OFF TOTUS (“Mr. President, you just sign and date the book…you can add a brief sentence if you like, Sir, but just sign and date…got that Sir? No Sir…its a small Nave the book is kept in…no room or logistics to set up the teleprompters…you will do fine Sir…ahhh, yes Sir…I do believe that Palin woman does infact sign books all the time”) another little ‘oopsy’ happened. Mr. Soetaro, showing his oneness with all things ‘International,’ ‘European,’ and ‘United Nationsiee’ signed the book 24 May…and then…well…inexplicably 2008.

    Yes…in Barry’s head, its 2008. Too much Guinness the day before? A little head bump from the ‘Beast’ bottoming out whilst exiting the Irish Embassy? Or he really doesn’t know what YEAR it is?

    W. T. F?

    Me thinks (in my contrarian way) that Barry was just to ‘deep’ in admiration of his RockStar(tm) signature…that the little three year omission was made (though, it could be argued that MOST Americans and even Europeans would like to forget the last three years as well). Now…I say this because Graphologists (those who study the personality traits; nuances; and psychosis of the human mind via the penmanship of the hand) say that NOTHING is more personal that one’s signing of their name. Doctors have long been criticized for their poor penmanship (the idea being they are too busy and important to take the time to write clearly…so that ‘little people’ like nurses and pharmacists have to take their time to figure out what the doctor said–and give the doctor an out of ‘blame’ on said little peeps in the medical food chain if THEY misread the doctor’s scribblings…but I digress). The current Leader of the Free World looks as though many a tree was sacrificed in his search for the ‘perfect’ autograph.

    The ‘big’ B with the squiggly, unreadable (you, you little peon person…’figure that line I drew out!) arrack…coupled with the ‘big’ O with the bama tucked neatly inside…well it looks like that took days, if not weeks of practice. I would guess hours went into the placement of the downstroke that is the lower case b in bama…(lean too much to the right…a subtle, Freudian statement of NOT being a true liberal…strike that b stroke too much to the left…and well it looks like the international “NO” sign). What is a RockStar(tm) to do?

    So, with the pressure on, and after having to remember that mushy part about ‘common heritage’ (is he English now too?) the date, well the date just went to autopilot in Barry’s brain…after rocking out the big B, shifty snakey arack, big O with PERFECTLY placed mid big O downstroke lowercase b…followed by all three letters completing ‘ama’ well, it WAS 2008, as that was all too much ‘memory and theory’ for a former Harvard Law editor to master.

    Just imagine if he had added (audible gasp) the Hussein part? Now…he doesn’t use his middle name because of Islamophobia, or even possibly the fear that the u could be made to look an ‘a’ …and then ‘ass’ would appear (and who among us with the most basic photoshop skills would make THAT happen?) on every order he signs…nope. Those aren’t the reasons why he only uses first and last names. Its because it just takes too darn long to dot that ‘i’ with the poofy basketball he uses.

    At least this little incident has made one of the those heralded ‘shovel’ (Sharpie?) ready jobs…someone will have to be on staff now to remind Duh Won what year it is…I wonder who the Calendar Czar will be?

    All Too Common…

    Keeping it real at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue…in a true, Obama/Soetaro sorta way. Mebbes Harry Reid ‘suggested’ wink, wink, Common to the White Hut…to make HIS Cowboy Poetry Festival seem all the more…festive.

    Tonight…Wednesday, May 11, 2011…the ‘rapper’ Common (oh…wow…that’s a cleavah stage name…it was shortened from Common Sense) will be reading ‘works’ from his ‘poetry/rap/meal ticket’ body of musings at the White House.

    Now, the mix of pop culture and the political has always occurred…but its the irony of this unCommon invite that has caused some authentic ‘keeping it real’ controversy.

    Lonnie Rashid Lynn, Jr., aka, Common, was born March 13, 1972 to educator mom Dr. Mahila Ann Hines and from ABA basketball player turned youth counselor turned NBA coach (Chicago Bulls staff), Lonnie Rashid Lynn. His was an atypical, for the rap world, upbringing. A professional mother, a successful (though divorced) father. So upper middle class was his upbringing that he ‘worshipped’ at the uber upwardly mobile Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago. (Audible gasps!!!) That is the same church that Barry Soetaro frequented. Do we see a pattern here? Given some of Common’s ‘rhymes’ he must have paid a little more attention to the Pastor…Jeremiah Wright.

    Common has written some ‘troublesome’ lyrics…like his pal fellow ‘I had a well financed, stable, happy childhood, so I better rebel with a record deal and drop the ‘N’ word every chance I get’ Kanye West some of them revolve around George W. Bush:

    “With that happening, why they messing with Saddam?

    Burn a Bush cos’ for peace he no push no button

    Killing over oil and grease

    no weapons of destruction

    How can we follow a leader when this a corrupt one”

    Okay…a little more dymanic than West’s ‘George Bush hates Black people’ but same old, same old.

    Young Mr. Lynn also seems to have an affinity for cop killers:

    “Tell the law, my Uzi weighs a ton

    I walk like a warrior,

    from them I won’t run . . .

    Use your mind and nine-power, get the government touch

    Them boys chat-chat on how him pop gun

    I got the black strap to make the cops run

    They watching me, I’m watching them”

    At least Common didn’t give a shout out to Mumia…as well…he is soooo over done. Its good to ‘find’ ones ‘own’ cop killer cause celeb…(his is Joanne Chesmard, a member of the Black Liberation Army, convicted in 1977 of the first degree murder of a state trooper and sentenced to life in prison. In November 1979, Chesmard escaped from prison….she probably has ALL his cds).

    So this is what amounts to poetry night at America’s house?

    Somewhere in Nevada, a Cowboy sits…trying to ‘rhyme’ racial quotas, entitlement programs and ‘WTF did I go wrong?’

    My Sweet Embraceable You…

    I am relieved. I am. One worry outta my bucket list…

    Me!chelle Obama/Soetaro/Dunham, on The View proclaimed ‘I want to embrace the country that I love. The country that I know is positive and fair…’ and as a world traveller (or is that Fellow Traveler?) she knows countries.

    Spain is really nice; but they have a snooty Royal family, and once you have done one $2,600 per night ‘castle’ why bother with further ’embracing?’ France has castles too…and they don’t have any ‘Royals’ butt…they do have that skinny, movie star beeotch Carla notSarkozy…so that kinda figures (as in skinny) into Me!chelle’s lack of Franco huggability factor. England…the weather and food suck, and those mean spirited (someone is still miffed at NOT being invited to THE wedding) Windsors have ALL the castles ALL the time.

    So where can Me!chelle FINALLY real estate that is ‘positive and fair’ (and comes with 300 thread count sheets and beach front property?)…

    Cuba…or in keeping with the whole ObamaLot ‘image’ “Cuber.”

    It is totally ‘right’ (in a Socialist way) for Obama. There is no economy (the Cuban debt ceiling has decorative spinning fans); there is no industry (they sorta grow sugar cane…but Let’s MOOve will end that high carb novelty–and Buh-rock has to keep High Fructose Corn Syrup flowing for those damn Iowa caucus peeps). The peasants, ahhh…comrades…ummm, citizenry, are used to an ObamaEconomic lifestyle and for a Peso or two, would once again ‘line up’ for ‘adoring public along parade route’ photo ops. Fidel (or his was meltable likeness) is stepping down (ie., Mdme Toussaud’s won’t take anymore more Cuban Pesos for a Castro figure re-do) so there would be plenty to keep Buh-rock busy…(some Dimocratic donors could pony up some US cash–or whatever currency that will be in use next month–for a golf course or three…STIMULUS and SHOVEL ready, and Trump might even build it!!!). There are even US military servants, ‘personnel,’ there…(finally the REAL reason why Club Gitmo was kept open!)

    Cuba…its not just for aging Commies any more…they will embrace middle aged wons…

    Who They Fore?

    WTF?!? Color me (oops!) NOT surprised. Fore ONE BILLION DOLLARS though, we WILL find out…

    Barack Obama, err, Barry Dunham, ahhh, Barry Soetaro, nope…Barry Obama…mmm…Barrack Hussein Obama (or whatevs alias he is using this term) is running. Fore re-election.

    Fore! More years!

    Oil futures just went over $108 a barrel; food prices are going up DAILY on essential items; millions will ‘flip’ on April 19 for 50,000 McJobs (which back in the Bush years were sneered at by the elites…today…well, let’s just say McResumes are being updated)–Please Mr. Obama, can we have some more!!!

    The Obots have released the first campaign video of the ReImmaculation Campaign of Chairman O…It all begins with us. Really? Us? Its telling ‘who’ THEY think ‘us’ is…err…are.

    “Ed” from North Carolina…in his folksy older white guy (think a youngish Andy Griffith from the ObamaCare ads–they use ‘stock characterizations’) tells us ‘he doesn’t always agree with President Obama…’ but gosh dang it…he wants him to lead. Or read, heed, feed, err, ‘do something,’ again…

    Then there is “Gladys” the Hispanic ‘mom’ from Nevada, in her well equipped maple cabinet kitchen (look, the ObamEconomy is so great I can also afford many types of fruit!) telling us she is ‘nervous’ about the election. In 2012. Gladys…in every scene (and how long was that camera crew there?) your son is playing with a pink, Nintendo DS. I’m just pointing out, you MAY have greater concerns than Barry’s reelection.

    Then there is “Katherine.” She appears alone, no family, friends or multiple feline roommates shown. She is from Colorado…she tells us elections are ‘how we govern ourselves.’ She must be either a Political Science major who works in retail costume jewelry sales OR possibly a Wisconsin teacher…with a long commute. In, no doubt, a Prius.

    “Alice,” from Michigan, is a matter of fact, fast talking African American woman, who like “Katherine” appears solo (do I see a pattern of the potential Obot voter ‘base’ here??? Lonely, angry, eco friendly women?) “Alice” is only too happy to share (quickly apparently, as she is on and off screen faster than a White House visitor log entry) with the viewer that ‘Obama has a job to do’ and ‘he can’t do it all himself.’ “Alice”..we would ALL be happier if he would do NONE of ‘his job’ put the country on auto pilot (or even just let Hillary keep taking the 3 a.m. calls).

    But my absolute favorite Obot ‘version of us US’ is “Mike.” A white, college student from New York…who all but giggles as he states he ‘really couldn’t vote for Obama the first time…’ OH REALLY? Why do I get the ‘vibe’ from “Mike” that he DID vote for Obama the first time…several dozen times…and that he proudly plans to again. And again. This time. ACORN or Organize for America much, Mikey?

    So to the ONE BILLION DOLLAR ad team of political gurus, geniuses, and Kool-Aid imbibers, America is dim witted, folksy old white guys; wealthy Hispanics who purchase cross gender electronics and fresh produce; angry, lonely white and/or black women; and rich white college kids who are ACORN volunteers.

    Yep…they got the ‘base’ settled…Fore!!! playing thru!!!

    Can’t wait fore video number two. “Its Up to Us, The Sequel” maybe that one will have a black guy in it…the one that resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Fore!!!

    Whi’sss’tle While You Work…

    To make America anything but ex’ccc’eptional and the ‘shining ‘ccc’ity on the hill’.

    Some blush; Pinocchio had that nose growing issue; but when Chairman Obama really starts dishing the whoppers (lies…not the burger of the same name that Me!chelle does not approve of) the ‘sss’ hiss grows…the bigger the lie…the longer the hiss.

    Recent hi’sss’tory will bare this out.

    Coalition effort’sss’…to e’sss’tablish a no fly zone…we ‘ssss’tand with the rebel’sss’ …looking for democra’ccc’y…and of course, ye’sss’ I know my Barracket’sss’ ‘sss’uck.

    It called sibilants…the whistling sound Dear Leader makes. Con’sss’tantly.

    Wikipedia describes it thusly:

    A sibilant is a type of fricative or affricate consonant, made by directing a jet of air through a narrow channel in the vocal tract towards the sharp edge of the teeth. Strident refers to the perceptual intensity of the sound of a sibilant consonant. A strident sound could be described as harsh, insistent, and discordant. In phonetics and acoustics the term sibilant is also used to describe the articulatory or aerodynamic mechanisms that produce strident noise. By analogy, the terms shibilant and thibilant are used to refer to specifically postalveolar sibilants and non-strident analogues, respectively.

    PERCEPTUAL INTENSITY? Describes, to me, more than just his annoying speechifying patterns. More like the lack of intensity, believe or fundamental belief, the whistles are just ‘phoned in’ around golf, vacays, date nights, more golf, White House parties, and basketball. Its all optic’sss’…read off of teleprompter’sss’ its STRIDENT NOISE designed to lull the great unwashed ma’sss’e’sss to think Duh Won is doing anything of note about anything.

    I wonder if Mr. Obama ever had any sort of speech therapy to try and correct this? Maybe it is in his academic tran’sss’cript’sss’?

    Oh maybe that’sss’ why they have been kept hidden.

    Oooop’sss.’

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