Who They Fore?

WTF?!? Color me (oops!) NOT surprised. Fore ONE BILLION DOLLARS though, we WILL find out…

Barack Obama, err, Barry Dunham, ahhh, Barry Soetaro, nope…Barry Obama…mmm…Barrack Hussein Obama (or whatevs alias he is using this term) is running. Fore re-election.

Fore! More years!

Oil futures just went over $108 a barrel; food prices are going up DAILY on essential items; millions will ‘flip’ on April 19 for 50,000 McJobs (which back in the Bush years were sneered at by the elites…today…well, let’s just say McResumes are being updated)–Please Mr. Obama, can we have some more!!!

The Obots have released the first campaign video of the ReImmaculation Campaign of Chairman O…It all begins with us. Really? Us? Its telling ‘who’ THEY think ‘us’ is…err…are.

“Ed” from North Carolina…in his folksy older white guy (think a youngish Andy Griffith from the ObamaCare ads–they use ‘stock characterizations’) tells us ‘he doesn’t always agree with President Obama…’ but gosh dang it…he wants him to lead. Or read, heed, feed, err, ‘do something,’ again…

Then there is “Gladys” the Hispanic ‘mom’ from Nevada, in her well equipped maple cabinet kitchen (look, the ObamEconomy is so great I can also afford many types of fruit!) telling us she is ‘nervous’ about the election. In 2012. Gladys…in every scene (and how long was that camera crew there?) your son is playing with a pink, Nintendo DS. I’m just pointing out, you MAY have greater concerns than Barry’s reelection.

Then there is “Katherine.” She appears alone, no family, friends or multiple feline roommates shown. She is from Colorado…she tells us elections are ‘how we govern ourselves.’ She must be either a Political Science major who works in retail costume jewelry sales OR possibly a Wisconsin teacher…with a long commute. In, no doubt, a Prius.

“Alice,” from Michigan, is a matter of fact, fast talking African American woman, who like “Katherine” appears solo (do I see a pattern of the potential Obot voter ‘base’ here??? Lonely, angry, eco friendly women?) “Alice” is only too happy to share (quickly apparently, as she is on and off screen faster than a White House visitor log entry) with the viewer that ‘Obama has a job to do’ and ‘he can’t do it all himself.’ “Alice”..we would ALL be happier if he would do NONE of ‘his job’ put the country on auto pilot (or even just let Hillary keep taking the 3 a.m. calls).

But my absolute favorite Obot ‘version of us US’ is “Mike.” A white, college student from New York…who all but giggles as he states he ‘really couldn’t vote for Obama the first time…’ OH REALLY? Why do I get the ‘vibe’ from “Mike” that he DID vote for Obama the first time…several dozen times…and that he proudly plans to again. And again. This time. ACORN or Organize for America much, Mikey?

So to the ONE BILLION DOLLAR ad team of political gurus, geniuses, and Kool-Aid imbibers, America is dim witted, folksy old white guys; wealthy Hispanics who purchase cross gender electronics and fresh produce; angry, lonely white and/or black women; and rich white college kids who are ACORN volunteers.

Yep…they got the ‘base’ settled…Fore!!! playing thru!!!

Can’t wait fore video number two. “Its Up to Us, The Sequel” maybe that one will have a black guy in it…the one that resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Fore!!!


1 Comment (+add yours?)

  1. CCG
    Apr 06, 2011 @ 16:49:15

    Mary – this post is hysterical! My thoughts exactly on the characters. I did not notice the pink Nintendo – but I am facing the same problem. My daughter wants the newer version and to pass on her pink one to her younger brother. Thanks for the laughs. **with all their focus groups, no one told them that this ad is a real downer. We want to see happy, successful looking, attractive Americans (like our TV shows) – not this dreary group – although we understand their depression…and the source.


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