Buh-Rocketology…

So…Moammar…you think you are having a bad stretch of luck with those ‘rebels’ from Benghazi (is there a BenGay factory there?) and the bros in the Muslim Brotherhood wanting you ‘out’ and all…but…its not like your Barrackets suck.

Hello…falling faster than Duh Won’s approval ratings are his Barracketology standings. Last weekend, he was in the top 3 percent of all Barracketologists…this weekend…’W. T. F?…You want audited?’

How embarrassing when the Hoopstar in Chief EPIC FAILS in the ONLY thing he seems interested in…college basketball. Imagine…having a waaay cool white (is that RAAACIST?) board complete with the Presidential Seal (the official White House won…not the HopeyChangey won) and all of your Barrackets are there for the entire world (even Pravda…but they are taking “liberties” with the all knowing Al Jazeera feed) to see. And YOUR Final Four unravels…like a cut down net on March 31st.

They were ALL number one (err, won) seeds.

First Pitt fell to upstart Butler (the Sarah Palin of college hoops). Pitt, a Pennsylvania state school, in the liberal northeast. The Buckle, if you will, of the Rustbelt. Okay…if a numero uno pick has to fail for Dear Leader…let it be Pitt.

But wait…Duke…Duke…of the conservative state of North Carolina; kinda, sorta Catholic; a private school that charges about a gazillion dollars a year tuition…dropped like a Tomahawk over Tripoli to Arizona. Hmmm…Coach K…went to West Point…and Arizona…McCain donorships anyone??? A Vast Right Wing (Guard) Conspiracy???

Then…the unthinkable.

Barky lost Ohio. Or actually OSU lost to Kentucky. Now Ohio is a state university…but…its Ohio. A swing state…a state EVERY winning President carries. Until…the Curse of Buh-Rock.

Rut roh…

If I lived in Kansas…I would head towards Canada. You should be safe…I don’t think you know who ‘does’ hockey.

UPDATE, UPDATE, UPDATE!!! The LAST pick, Kansas…the chosen one of the CHOSEN WON went down. To Virginia Commonwealth. Even when it doesn’t matter…EPIC. FAIL.

And…my advice about heading towards Canada…I dunno know about that anymore. Barry might be so depressed that he forgets Libya, Syria and the rest of the Middle East…and just say ‘screw it’ today we take the North Country.

Butler…you read it here first. The Sarah Palin of the NCAA.

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3 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. MRM
    Mar 27, 2011 @ 19:10:56

    VCU is up by 14 over Kansas right now heading toward half time!! 🙂

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  2. Savage Sadie
    Mar 27, 2011 @ 22:56:44

    Mary–love your rant, but as a Methodist I have to correct one of your facts. Duke U. is kinda-sorta United Methodist, not Catholic (although IMO the Catholics are welcome to it if they want it).

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  3. The Plague Fairy
    Mar 28, 2011 @ 01:15:02

    MaryO, I don’t even know anything about basketball and I laughed my jolly way through your article. LOVED IT!!
    I’m happy to see that you survived your encounter with curly-bulb disposal. I’d be terribly sad if I couldn’t read more of your blog entries.
    Cheers,
    The Plague Fairy

    Reply

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