I’m a Birther, Your a Birther? Wouldn’t YOU Like to be a Birther, Too?

Leave it to the soon to be leaving Gibberish one (and just when IS his departure date??? Coinky dink that Keefy Olberwomyn is now ‘FREE”? but thats for another post…) . Yep, Gibbles let go one of his ‘bits’ today. On Barry Soertaro’s Birth Certificate:

Apparently, GAZILLIONS of Americans (or are they?) ‘SAW’ Barry “YEARS” ago and KNEW HE WAS BORN IN HAWAII. Did he really have his ‘Birth Certificate plastered on his forehead’ as once threatened and I missed it? Or are there ‘special’ Americans who can ‘divine’ such things (well at least when Divinity’s like wannabe Messiahs are involved). Because in my experience, even ‘little’ things like youth sports REQUIRE ‘raised seal’ Birth Certificates…but it appears, that the Bar (starting in Illinois) was ‘lowered’ on vetting all things Duh Won such that 12 year old, sand lot pitchers are held to a higher standard than that of Reader of the Free World.

In the future, I can envision the ‘Soetaro Line.’ Like the Mendoza Line of Mediocrity…(the low point statistically where one can still be called a Pro baseball player) the Soetaro Line of Authenticity will be a combination OFFICIAL validation based upon psychic readings, crayon drawings, and ‘feelings, woe, woe, woe feelings’ that the applicant is certified to do ANYTHING from playing Little League short stop, to entering an Ivy League school to carrying the Nuclear Football.

I would have called it the ‘Gibberish Line’ but that one involves lining up neat piles of excrement…and only those ‘Soetarized’ graduates of Journalism School (wink, wink) need apply it.

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7 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Integrity1st
    Jan 25, 2011 @ 04:29:01

    From another forum, but interesting?
    Sean Says:
    January 22nd, 2011 at 11:50 am
    I was born in 1960. Obama was born in 1961. In 1980, young men of my age group born in 1960, and every year since then were required to register for the draft, should it ever be required. Now as a teacher, we have been given posters to hang in our rooms reminding young men that they too, have to register for the draft when they turn 18.

    I am curious if the young, anti-military Obama did as he was legally required to do, or if like Clinton, dodged it?

    Perhaps this question should be asked of him at his next press conference.

    I bet he will not have a coherent answer on his teleprompter.

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  2. yomotley
    Jan 25, 2011 @ 12:43:21

    Great, Mary! Glad you liked it over at HT for me get my but over here and read!

    Reply

  3. yomotley
    Jan 25, 2011 @ 12:43:43

    OOPs, that is linked not liked

    Reply

  4. AFinch
    Jan 28, 2011 @ 22:29:15

    Hey MOSC–I thought you might be interested in this backstory in the Terrible Towels. They are made by disabled people in Wisconsin and some of the proceeds go to benefit disabled people in Pennsylvania.

    http://www.jsonline.com/business/114581524.html

    Reply

  5. Auntie Lib
    Feb 03, 2011 @ 01:48:51

    Howdy Friends!

    Today the Montana House State Administration Committee heard testimony on HB205 which would require candidates for federal office to file an affidavit and certified supporting documents proving eligibility. Only one opponent spoke – the lobbyist for the Human Rights Network who immediately tried to play the race card. The Chair was very professional, but shut him up pretty quickly. I would bt the bill will pass both House and Senate, but not sure that our governor (Brian “BS” Schweitzer) will sign it. He’s a Dem – but word around here is that he is looking at a run for the presidency himself (Hoot of the Century!!!) so he might sign it on the chance that it would clear the way…

    Stay tuned.

    Reply

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